Being Race-ist

With the F1 fever still yet to subside, the world’s 1st night event has never fail to be part of lunchtime chatter. As usual, I came up the lame stuff to spice up a boring afternoon.

(It’s only because the F1 was held in Singapore that I realized the drivers’ controls look like an Xbox controller but only larger and much rectangular-ish-looking – no steering wheel, no gear levers)

Before the race -

(Me pretending to be stupid): So the drivers can press “Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start” for cheats?

After the race –

Ah, so Alonso did really pressed Up, Down, Left, Right, A, B, A, B, Select, Start”! Safety car, safety car!!

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You know the Shell stations put up these banners saying “Gives the fuel that powers Ferrari”. Now after what happened, the Shell guys should think of adding a banner “We have nothing to do with the accidents”.

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Just imagine this scenario…

Boy (to Dad): Daddy, I want to get this Ferrari F1 car!

Dad: Okay, Daddy buy for you, ok?

Boy (on closer inspection): No, wait! Where is the hose attached to it? Not complete! I dowan!